5.06.2010

Daily Rant #11

Dear Justin,

I don't know you, most of your songs are so tweeny boppy I can't stand them, and you're really only a boy which means I shouldn't pick on you. After all, is it really your fault you look like a giant fur pelt or is it your stylist? If it is your stylist, fire that person - like, yesterday. And if you don't have a stylist...well then that's why I'm here, sweety. Your hair is awful. Horrible. Retarded, even. You can't pull of this look. AT. ALL. Not one little bit. If you shaved off that mountain of hair I am pretty sure that you could provide an entire village of underprivileged people with extremely insulated and much needed fur coats. You should really do it Justin Bieber.

Think of the children.

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