Confessions of a Twenty-Something Nobody: Simple Salad

"My goal was to learn a new word every day, and I must say that it is going immensely."

--Erin

"New guy sucks. He calls me the Nard Man. I'm the Nard Dawg, ok? Nard Man is my father."

--Andy

"I'm upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now, all over the inside of your precious little car."

--Michael Scott

"Problem solved everybody! Space Orphan and Princess Nincompoop are off to rescue Michael! Unbelievable. I'm going. You drive. I got a car full of fox meat."

--Dwight Schrute

"I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination."

--Dwight Schrute

"Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Everybody."

--Michael Scott

Confessions of a Twenty-Something Nobody

5.10.2011

Simple Salad

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