We've known each other since the seventh grade but we were never friends. We had 11th grade English together in which he named me 'Man Hands' because my hands were relatively bigger than those of teeny weeny Megan B. who had baby carrots for fingers. Such a jerk, I know. However mean he was, I still enjoyed the eye candy that was he as he strolled down the hallways of Riverton High. As a football player he had amazing calves which he shaved (and still does!) and they were oh-so-yummy. As was his arms, his thighs, his bum...... or wait, where was I? Right. So I went off to college (yay Snow!!) and my sophomore year there he came down for his freshman year and the first time we hung out was my second to last night before graduation. Good timing. Good thing I started dating my neighbor and his best friend that summer when we came home from college. He called me up and asked me to go out with him cuz he didn't know his friend and I were actually 'dating' and not just 'chillin.' So good-bye Paul's best friend and HELLO Paul!! And we lived happily ever after.
8.29.2008
Introducing....
We've known each other since the seventh grade but we were never friends. We had 11th grade English together in which he named me 'Man Hands' because my hands were relatively bigger than those of teeny weeny Megan B. who had baby carrots for fingers. Such a jerk, I know. However mean he was, I still enjoyed the eye candy that was he as he strolled down the hallways of Riverton High. As a football player he had amazing calves which he shaved (and still does!) and they were oh-so-yummy. As was his arms, his thighs, his bum...... or wait, where was I? Right. So I went off to college (yay Snow!!) and my sophomore year there he came down for his freshman year and the first time we hung out was my second to last night before graduation. Good timing. Good thing I started dating my neighbor and his best friend that summer when we came home from college. He called me up and asked me to go out with him cuz he didn't know his friend and I were actually 'dating' and not just 'chillin.' So good-bye Paul's best friend and HELLO Paul!! And we lived happily ever after.
I'm a Virgin....
So this would be my very first post on my very first blog. I always wanted my first time to be special so I have been waiting till I was sure I was really ready. Actually I am a liar. I made this blog about two weeks ago and put up a post and that was my first time. But then I decided that I was moron and I took it down and set it my blog as "only i can read it so no one else can see what a douche bag I am." I'm really not that interesting anyway - you will soon see. And as soon as I made my blog, I suddenly lost interest in keeping it up. Props to those who do such amazing things with their blogs...maybe one day I will be as cool as you are. But yesterday I when out to lunch with one of my best friends, Amanda K. aka 'Mana. She is much much smarter in the bloggy world and she caught me visiting her site through my blog. I explained to her what I just explained to you and then we started talking about different blogs and the good that can come about with blogs. When I got back to work, I was suddenly interested in my blog again and decided that I would try again. So welcome to my blog!!!