Warning: Viewing the Following Pictures May Cause You to Involuntarily Combust Into Flames From the Extreme Hotness That is My Sister.

If there are any guys reading this, please please please refrain from the crap that I know is going through your heads just because you have a Y Chromosome. Thank you.

Amber has been in training for her Figure competition since March and HOLY MOTHER OF GLUTES she is HOT!! She has spent countless hours in the gym and has had to dedicate a lot of time and money to working out and dieting to achieve this. We were all so proud to be there cheering her on - it was so much fun and she looked amazing...as demonstrated below. It's impossible not to be jealous, so don't even try. I'm her sister and I'm still crazy jealous!!

This is the two-piece round. They come out one at a time on this round and give several poses at three different marks. You really need to click on the pictures to be able to truly appreciate all those glooooorious muscles:

This is the one-piece round. They come out a little faster this time as you can see in the video below.

There were twelve women in her class and, unfortunately, she didn't place. Two judges placed her in First, two more judges placed her in Second, the rest placed her at Third, Fourth, Fifth and Sixth. It's because of the blasted judge that placed her Sixth that she didn't place in the top five - which are the only ones that get trophies. We really thought that she was in the top three because in the actual judging that takes place earlier that day, they moved her in a group of women who all happened to be in the top five, so apparently that was really promising because judges do that so they can look at the top five all together. Amber had talked to a judge afterward and found out that there were several judges who, after seeing her in the evening show, wished they would have placed her higher and said it was 'due to the lighting.' Well that's horsepoo because it's not her fault the lighting sucked in the morning. Stupid judges. A pox on all your houses!!! (except those who placed her first)

Trying my best to be unbaised...I really thought she was in the top three of the best looking figures. Some were short and their muscles made them look squatty and others muscles were so big they should have been in BodyBuilding, but she was long and lean and perfect compared to some that placed in the top five. But in anycase, we were all so proud of her! Especially her husband :-)

Her cheering squads:

We all look albino compared to her required tan. She's our own little aborigine!!

For any of you women whose self-esteem just took a nose dive - a little eye candy for you. I've got ya covered. Ladies.